The" Mommy's Business Card " Page !

Did You Know That Stay-At-Home Mom's are worth $128,000.00 a Year,for what they do ( 24-7 )Thats right,and Mom's that come home from work and THEN-PUNCH-IN, and Play Catch-Up ! are worth $87,000.000 a Year !  That's Right.Saw it on the Today Show,twice now. Sooooooooooooooo,I Think That All Mom's NEED, "The Credit They Deserve" and on the Today Show,was a lady that dreamed all this up. So,in my spare time im going to make Mommy Bus. Card's,for the most important worker on this planet-earth ! And have a little fun with.   ( Wont Take Long For This To Get Out ! )

Moms always talk to one an other very eazy, and faster when they have the kids along. Just take 3 mom's,pushing strollers and put them in your local park.NOW,What do MOM'S do Best,wile the kids are pushing  each other off the swing-set,or Jimmy's eating "DIRT",or Scrapin with each other,cuz Billy had the BEST-SWING,for EVER,,,,,,and Sussie Wants-It-Now !  They Talk,and get to know each other and where their all from.And COMPARE on how well they have their Husband's-Trained !  ( SORRY-GUY'S )

Hey,Mom's are with-out-a-dought,the HARDEST WORKING people on the planet.Trust me,my kid's have one,and I could neaver try and take her place. So,lets Honner them with a Very Important Bus.Tool,that all Important CEO's,have and give out,so their other Bus. Ass. know how to contact them.

            " Mommy's Bussiness Card "

Well,when all the Mom's out there get to comparing kid's & Husbands,they wind up ripping a page out of the Bank Deposit Book,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Cuz Yr name and address,and phone number is on it,and Say,call me sometime,and we'll get togeather again.   Why Not Have a Much Better Way,,,,,,,,,,,,Mommy's Bus. Card !

So,Let's Get Started !  We'll have the imporant things where they should be on a bus. card. And at the bottom I think it should Say Something Like,,,,,,,,Having Kids,& feeding,dressing,cleaning,changing,Kids,and Traning-Husbands !& 1,000 More Thing's Before Bed,or the Sun Come's Up First ! AND a Few Cute Logo's to pick from. Please Send Sugestions ?

Im certinly not in this to make a living.As you can see,im a retired Country Music Entertainer,and have a lot of time on my hands.This girl in the South West,started just for friends.Now she can hardly keep up,just from word-of-mouth in her local area.

"LET ME TELL YA'S A STORY"   !  A Very  Long time ago, back when I was playing drums for Nashville Recording Artist, Bobby Darren on the road.We were in Upper Mich. and home was in Cnt. Wis. My wife and the kids were on the bus,and wile loading the baggage-bay's,Fay & Jeff (   Yes, the One's on the Records,and on the PCB web site pic's  all growen-up.) " SAID " DAD,can we take Christy home with us this week,till next weekend??????? (  SURE ! ) Should of thought that one over Real HARD "DAR" before I said    "SURE " .Christy was ED&Mindy's little 2 yr. old,and  Ed was Bobby's Rythem Guitar Player. Sooooooooooooooooooooo,Mon. Morning comes,AFTER DRIVING  the bus ALL NIGHT,,,,,The Detroit is still very warm yeat,just got home 1- 1/2hrs. ago.Ann goes to work,,,,,,,,,,,Fay & Jeff eat,and  say,,,DAD GET-UP !   ''''''''    WHY ? ''''''''''' Christy's eating breakfast,and Kitter's is drinking milk out of her bowl.  """""""WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! """""""" ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BYE DAD,,,,and get on the School bus......&&&&&&&.  NOW DID I GOOF UP,,,,ER-WHAT ? ???????????    Ann dose'nt get home till 4:45,and Fay & Jeff get off the school bus about 4:00. Who's going to take care of Christy????????????????? DO-YOU-KNOW-THAT    !

 ( " EVERY MOM SHOULD GET A GREAT-BIG-PLAC WITH GOLD LETTERS&BLUE-SATTIN RIBBON'S " )   Just becouse she's a """ MOM """"

Hey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Im not kidding here folk's,,,,,,,I Learned the hard way that week,what it's like to be a mommey. I was only was left alone with Christy for 9 1/2 hrs.  YOU TRY,and play guitar and work on a new song,,,,feed Christy & Keep Up With Her, wile trying to get "THE-SKEDDIO'S" off her face-&-hands,and inventory the PCB Promo,and order new supply's,OR try putting new string's on my flat-top's,and then put all the strings back in the right packages,after 9-12 extra strings got out "ON ACTSIDENT",and then after hunting for 10 mins. finding the last bridge-pin to hold the e string in the bridge,in Christy's little shirt pockett !!!!....MUCH-LESS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,JUST Try washing a Tour-Bus,some-time with a 2 yr. old ! ( HOW THE "HELL"DO MOM's DO-IT? ),,"Should of just put the soap,and water in the puddle in the first place,with the 2yr. old " !,,,,,,,I Diden't evan try to Learn HOW to work the WASH-MACHIEN. And I should of just left all the little hand-prints on all the bus window's for the whole-week.By the time I got done in back of the bus,and the hand prints off the water-bed-mior's, ( Yes,I Had a Water-Bed on the bus !) Pic's of it in the photo's.Christy had them back on the front bus windows, "AGAIN",and evan more this time. ,  ( Guess What !  I found out ,,,,,,,,,,,,that if it's  QUIET for more than 8-9 mins. You Already Have 2 mess'es to pic up, Flower all over the living room carpet,and Maby a Toilet to Un-Plug !    DAR,,,,,,,,,,DAR,,,,,,,,,,,DAR,,,,,,,,,What the HECK were you thinking  when you said YES !   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,      (((   I -DOGH-KNOW ?????   )))

Who the HELL SAID that Mom's are ONLY Worth     $ 128,000.00 a year,CERENTLY WASENT EVER  left a lone with a 2 YR. OLD ! I just gave all Mommy's a raise,,,,,,,on what I learned in the Week-From-Hell,with a 2 Yr. Old. I think they are worth $150,000.00 a Year,if they have raised 3 kids to High School Age. Trust me,,,,,,,There are VERY-FEW-DAD's out thAre,that could keep up with Mom's.Evan if thAre Sic-&Got-a-Tempitch"er,,,,,,,,,,Dads JUST-CANT-RUN-that-FAST ***** Or Think That Fast!!!!!!  *****  Were still having TROUBLE with the Toilet-Seat Thing !  ( Maby Malti-tasking After That ,if we EVER get the Toilet-Seat Right!   )

So,hand them out.Spread the Word,,,,,,,,I Mean the Card. Im going to have my web-site on the back,people can come and check out my,,,,, Honner-All-Mommey's Page,and Hopefully Order Their Own Bus. Cards. Before ya know it,all IMPORANT-MOM'S will have the coolest thing going in SW Mo.

If nothing else,I may sell a few CD's,to the Old Country Music Fan's out thAre !

Today is May 18,and it will take about a mo. to get set up.But orders are Welcome.Im thinking that orders would be by the 100's. Pick-Up's are better for locals.And if Dar get's to busy to handle it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I already know Who to Get to Help Me   !          Da,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a "Mommy"  !

Any One Have Coment's or Sugestions,Please Hop on Board,with the designing faze of the Mom's Bus. Card.Im hoping to have a lot of Color's and styles to choose from.After 4 Months of designing my cd covers and circles,I've learned to create better than I thought I could, from an Ol-Singer-Guy !